I know I’ve been following Sheed more than many of you would care to hear about, but I can’t help myself – the man is absolute entertainment.

After being T’d up for arguing a Hedo Turkoglu flop, Sheed was fined $30,000 for this spewing this outrageously humorous statement:

“They’ve got to know that he’s a (darn) flopper. That’s all Turkododo do. Flopping shouldn’t get you nowhere. He acts like I shot him. That’s not basketball, man. That’s not defense. That’s garbage, what it is. I’m glad I don’t have too much of it left.” (DFP)

“Turkododo” acting like he’s been shot? I lol’d.